Overflows from where I tried to get away from people

[rage_rekker]

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[swedish_rocker]

I've always wondered about surfing. It's not such a big thing over here because our seas are often too choppy and cold for surfing. I'd love to give it a go though and I'm sure Bjorn would love to swim.

I'll have to warn him it isn't a nudest beach though because he sometimes strips off when high or drunk.

[rage_rekker]

I know of a couple private beaches where no one would care that have decent waves for a beginner.

[swedish_rocker]

Oh, you do? Well, this might be easier where my brother is concerned. He's rather wild and crazy. Learner waves are good. Then we won't all end up swallowing big mouthfuls of salty water.

[rage_rekker]

I know all about your brother being a trashy, naked bitch.

I can teach you to surf. It's not that hard.

[swedish_rocker]

The trashy part I know about. The naked part I'd rather not.

That would be nice, vän. I'm sure once you gain your balance and have a few wipe outs it gets easier?

[rage_rekker]

I don't mind either.

It's better not to wipe out. You can get clobbered in the head with the board like I did when I was learning.

[swedish_rocker]

I'd rather not get wiped out either.

Then, it's best if I stay on the board and not make myself look like a complete dumbom.

[rage_rekker]

You start slow. You might not even stand your first day.

[swedish_rocker]

Start slow, ok I got that part. A bit like riding a bike for the first time. Get your balance before tackling the pedals.

[rage_rekker]

Yes. It takes time.